Mr. Speaker, my question, originally, was on the foundation Trudeau
And a meeting that took place in the PMO.
Apparently there was a wall with the Trudeau Foundation,
And PMO was just a convenient downtown location.
That is obvious nonsense and we will drill for the truth,
Even with committee tactics that have been called uncouth.
But it is late in the night and the session is near done,
So I will suspend some outrage and try for some fun.
Let us instead discuss the session that was,
And get caught up on the latest buzz.
There was foreign interference in our election,
Which led to David Johnston's appointment, then ejection.
The Minister of Public Safety has ignored foreign spies
And covered his faults by selling white ties.
There was markedly less discussion of vaccines and bugs,
Though much more debate on the government giving away free drugs.
This place has seen its fair share of wit,
Even as government services are completely in need of substantial improvement.
All of the taxes are going up in size,
As spending and debt continues to rise.
Canadians are living with more and more stress,
While Liberals keep promising government largesse.
But the money has to come from somewhere, you see,
And a country only thrives when the people are free.
Let us once again be a country flowing with milk and honeycomb,
Because a Conservative government will be there to bring it home.
While I am on my feet, since it is all the rage,
I want to thank each hard-working Page,
And to appreciate all those who work on the Hill.
I am sure the experience has long lost its thrill.
But for keeping us safe and bringing us food,
And dealing with us when we are harried and rude,
Thanks to the staff who make this place work,
And transcribe our references to Churchill, Paine and Burke.
It seems that our debates just get dumber and dumber,
So let us get lost, go home and have a good summer.

Garnett Genuis

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